Bengals sign T.O.

I believe VH1 just nutted all over themselves…..oh nope, that was me.  The Bengals signed T.O. today for 1 year and $2 million dollars, and have officially become the front-runners for “most fun team to play with on Madden 2011.”

Palmer under center, Benson running the ball up the gut, Ocho out wide left, T.O. wide right, and Antonio Bryant catching short passes across the middle and racking up mad YAC. And oh wait, a decent TE for a change in Gresham?





TO is a Bill.

T.O. a Bengal? Perhaps…

What do you think the chances are of T.O. coming to the Bengals and feuding with pairing up with Oucho Stinko?  Well, so far so good.  Here is a list of 13 teams who have already said, “no thanks.”

My guess is he ends up in New England.

T.O./Witten Drama

If you are like me, you are probably tired of hearing about this middle school BS going on in Dallas.  But it has made me ponder a certain thought.  If the two were to go bare knuckled, who would win between T.O. and Tennessee Trash Jason Witten?  The redneck beast or the big black man with the freakish physique?  Leave your opinion in the comments.

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Why can’t they handle this like we used to back in the ‘hood?