Posted on July 27, 2010 by The Kid
I believe VH1 just nutted all over themselves…..oh nope, that was me. The Bengals signed T.O. today for 1 year and $2 million dollars, and have officially become the front-runners for “most fun team to play with on Madden 2011.”
Palmer under center, Benson running the ball up the gut, Ocho out wide left, T.O. wide right, and Antonio Bryant catching short passes across the middle and racking up mad YAC. And oh wait, a decent TE for a change in Gresham?
I CAN’T WAIT FOR AUGUST 10th!!!!!
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Posted on April 29, 2009 by The Kid
HBO will be following the day-to-day drinking of the Cincinnati Bengals this year. Mike Brown better hope his players turn into pussies in front of the camera and actually become accountable for their actions.
But there is no arguing that this isn’t a great fit for HBO. The biggest bunch of thugs, and the biggest prima donna outside of Terrell Owens, will make this season of Hard Knocks extremely exciting to watch.
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Posted on April 25, 2009 by The Kid
The Bengals just made their smartest draft pick in a while with LB Rey Maualuga. Over/Under on first arrest is July 23rd.
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Posted on April 8, 2009 by The Kid
Leon Hall tried to pull of his best Donte Stallworth impression this past weekend but couldn’t find anybody to run over. We are taking bets on which Bengal will be arrested next…..
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Posted on April 7, 2009 by homebody
You have to love the Halfway Home of the NFL; aka the Cincinnati Bengals. They just love helping out the underprivileged, the wanted, the ex-cons or whatever it is that you like to call them. Everyone knows about the players such as Chris Henry, Odell Thurman, A.J. Nicholson, Frostee Rucker, Matthias Askew, Qunicy Wilson, Eric Steinbach, Reggie McNeal, and Deltha O’Neal. This story covers most of the arrests. So after all of those guys, who do the Bengals go and sign, Tank Johnson. Tank was suspended from the NFL due to legal trouble in 2008.
Up next for the Bengals, Pacman Jones and Michael Vick. No wonder they blow tons of cock.
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Posted on March 5, 2009 by The Kid
What do you think the chances are of T.O. coming to the Bengals and feuding with pairing up with Oucho Stinko? Well, so far so good. Here is a list of 13 teams who have already said, “no thanks.”
My guess is he ends up in New England.
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Posted on February 25, 2009 by The Kid
They flat out blow, they let TJ Houshmandzadeh hit free-agency, and they franchise tag the frickin’ kicker. WHO DEY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
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