Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

It took me longer to count these down more than I could have imagined.  But we made it to #1.  First lets re-cap numbers 10 through 2.

#10                                      #9                           #8                        #7                          #6

#5                               #4                           #3                             #2

and now,


Jaime Pressly.

She plays Joy, in My Name is Earl.  She is unbelievably hot.  In the show she play a stupid redneck.  She plays it well.  She is extremely blunt with everything and that includes some sex talk.  Her character really doesn’t help her out much on this list, but let us be honest, she doesn’t need the help because she is that hot.  #1 is all hers.

Thanks for sticking with me through this long and drawn out countdown.  If I ever do one again, I will make sure I do it in a timely fashion, no longer than 1 week.


Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#2 – Andrea Roth

Janet Gavin knows how to have sex.  That is the main reason she is number 2.  Based on looks alone, she is still top 5 easy, but on Rescue Me she is a tiger in the sack, the kitchen, couch, floor, or leaned up on a wall.  No matter where she decides to bang some dude, it is always rough and stellar.  Considering she is 40, she is a knock out.  If you ever get a chance to watch Rescue Me, do it, and be ready for a soft core porn performance from our #2 Hottest TV mom.

#1 before Friday…

Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#3 – Constance Marie

Angie Lopez is hot.  It’s kills me to rank her 3rd.  I would love to rank her 1st, but I couldn’t pull the trigger.  The George Lopez Show is a great show.  It’s funny and loaded with three hot chicks.  In the show she is a sexy Mexican mother of two and has to deal with George’s mom and George’s shenanigans.  Which brings me to another point, a little off topic, but most of these hot TV moms are married to ugly/fat funny husbands on the TV shows.  I guess just to give us regular guys hope.  But anyways, enjoy the pics.

#2 and #1 will be here before the weekend…

Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#4 – Lauren Graham

One of my all-time favorite TV Moms, Lorelai Gilmore, from The Gilmore Girls.  She has gone through a lot in her life, having her daughter at the tender age of 16.  However, she pulled through and is the owner of the Dragonfly Inn.  She is a cool and hot mom.  She is also extremely hot in Bad Santa in which she hooks up with Billy Bob Thornton aka Santa Clause


Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#5 – Melinda Clarke

Julie Cooper from The O.C. is hot.  Again, for the 4th time on this countdown, its another show I don’t watch.  So this pick is strictly on looks and not how the character makes her look even hotter.  Enjoy the pictures.

Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#6- Ali Larter

Also known as Niki Sanders/Jessica Sanders/Tracy Strauss/Gina from Heroes.  Now, this is another show I am not all that familiar with, so I can’t tell you why or how she is four different people on the show, maybe she just has split personalities, who knows and who cares, she is pretty smokin hot.  A fun fact about her role on Heroes, she is a single mother and her child is Noah Gray-Cabey, aka Franklin Aloysius Mumford (the piano playing kid next door on My Wife and Kids).  I’m sure most of us know her from her other roles in Final Destination, Final Destination 2, and Varsity Blues where she made every male crave a whipped cream topped dessert.

Top Five soon…

Top 10 Hottest TV Moms

#7- Portia de Rossi

Or as far as we are concerned Lindsay Bluth Fünke from Arrested Development.  This was a great show, and they are actually coming out with a movie in 2009, so keep an eye out for that.  It should be a good movie and you will get to see more of Portia.  But there is bad news… she is spoken for in real life.  She is openly a lesbian and she is married to none other than Ellen DeGeneres.  Either way, she is a hot tv mom and worthy of #7.

#6 later in the week…