Something to cheer me up….

I am kind of depressed right now. Not only is Nick Calathes going pro, but John Calapari is stressing me out.  I feel like he might not want to leave behind a city he has become real close to.  But I am kind of hoping he is just having break-up sex with Memphis and bouncing in the morning before she wakes up.

Best Day Ever?

Everybody knows about Calipari maybe coming to UK and possibly bringing beast recruits with him; but that’s not the only GREAT news of the day.  Kentucky’s current biggest rival in the SEC potentially just got A LOT worse.  The Florida Gators could be without stud point guard, Nick Calathes.  Mr. Calathes has decided to forgo his junior and senior seasons and jump to the NBA.  He is not getting an agent, so that means he will probably come back, but we can hope.  Even though The Kid is a diehard UK fan, he will probably cry when he finds out about this; he has a huge man crush on Calathes.

After the show, it’s the CALIparty!!

John Calipari is about to become the head coach here for our University of Kentucky Wildcats!!!!!  He will become the highest paid coach in the nation, just by a wee bit.  UK is now a contender at the elite level just like that.  It is a good day to be a Cat fan.

Now, we have to wait and see if Pat and Meeks are coming back, and also which recruits will come with him, if any.  We have a possible starting 5 of Wall, Meeks, Miller, Patterson, and Cousins….with Orton, Hood, Pilgrim, and Liggins off the bench.

I can finally now try to be productive once again, as I have been a worthless piece of shit for the past week following all of this hoopla online.

SHAMWOW!

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First, I love infomercials.  I am really good at picking out the good products and the bad products, just ask my mom.  I would love to own the ShamWow and the Slap Chop.  Even though I would not use either, but I know they would work well if i did use them.  However, Vince is annoying.  He wishes he was a good/cool as Billy Mays.  Billy Mays is the KING of selling shit on TV; he brought us OxiClean, Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Mighty Putty, Kaboom and countless others.  But anyway, Vince was arrested for flogging a prostitute. Don’t believe me?  Here it is…

 

p.s.  Look out for that GREAT quote in the Slap Chop Video Link.  “You’re gonna be in a great mood all day, cause you’re gonna be slapping your troubles away…”  Believe Vince took that to heart.

p.s.s GREAT quote in the ShamWow Video Link: “It works wet or dry.”  The hooker don’t work like that.

Man Crushes

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We all have our “Man Crushes” and that’s not gay.  According to Urban Dictionary, a Man Crush is a man having extreme admiration for another man, as though he wants to be him.  OR When a straight man has a “crush” on another man, not sexual but kind of idolizing him.  Now that we have that all cleared up, one of my man crushes is unhappy.  I have loved Hanley Ramirez now for about 3 or 4 years and he is the cornerstone of my keeper league fantasy team.  My favorite baseball team has been the Marlins ever since they became a team.  About two years ago I told The Kid, that if Hanley gets traded (cause that’s what the Marlins do best) then I might have to pick a new team.  I don’t want to do that, just like Hanley didn’t want to cut his hair.  Here is an article about the new look Marlins…   

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Blake Griffin, there’s a backboard there

Anybody that knows my game will tell you that this happens to me at least once a game.  I just can’t control the levitation that God blessed me with.

Anyways, I have only seen him play twice this year, and he is without a doubt the best player in college basketball.  He is a freak of nature, and will be a Sacramento King next year fading away into oblivion.

Angela Phillips spotting

I found this video of our girl Angela Phillips while watching YouTube videos of UK’s glory days.   You know Kelenna tapped that.