Worst ESPN Personality

This has been building up inside me since 2002 when she first started at ESPN and then in 2005 my hate for her went through the roof when she became the Co-Host of her own show.  I can’t figure out how she still has a job to go to everyday.  What in the hell is ESPN thinking?  She sucks at what she is paid to do.  Let’s do a Pros vs. Cons list of Dana Jacobson.

Pros

Cons

  • Ugly (Looks like a man)
  • Horrible Hair
  • Doesn’t know what she is talking about
  • Female Sports Anchorwoman (very few can pull it off)
  • Homer (Michigan)
  • Thinks the Big 10 should still be a conference
  • Argues on First and 10 (she is supposed to be a moderator)
  • Thinks she is always right
  • Likes Boyz II Men over New Edition, Backstreet Boys, N’SYNC, and New Kids on the Block
  • She’s 36 and unmarried (could be a Pro that she is not married…)

Don’t forget her kind words about the man upstairs.  At a roast for co-workers Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic in January 2008, an allegedly intoxicated Jacobson reportedly said, “Fuck Notre Dame.” “Fuck Touchdown Jesus.” “Fuck Jesus.”  Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, turning up a bottle of vodka, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Eddie Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd.  Jeffery Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too.  Classy lady…

p.s. 100th post baby!

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One Response

  1. I prefer Boyz II Men also, but I don’t suck

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