QB Deathmatch pt. 2

In honor of tomorrow’s UK vs. Arkansas game, I am going to put up an old post where I asked the question, “Who sucks more?  Hartline or Casey Dick?”  Tomorrow we will finally find out.  This could possibly end up being the worst game in college football history.  It sucks even more for Hartline that his best receiver is out for the season.  I would even go as far to say that UK might win 2-0.  Masthay will boom a punt that will get downed at the one, and the rest will write itself.

Here at RtW, we believe there is no better way to solve an argument than fighting to the death.  Hence, the reason why The Hustle hasn’t been seen in ages.  He tried getting mad about inviting people over, a watch got taken off, there were some stairs…..well, you know how that story goes.

Alright, let me get back to where I was going with this.  As a UK fan, it kills me to see our offense struggle under the helm of Mike Hartline.  He doesn’t throw interceptions or anything, but the mother fucker can’t throw the ball to his own team either.  He is putting our beast ass defense to waste by never scoring.  The only thing that cheers me up is watching an Arkansas game.  Casey Dick plays like a paraplegic, on a good day.  Against Alabama, I saw him try to throw the ball away to the sidelines, but the ball didn’t get there and got taken home for a pick 6.

So, the question has been bugging me all day….who sucks more as a QB?  Dick or Hartline?  There is only one way to solve it.  In the words of boxing and courtroom legend, Mills Lane, “Let’s get it on!”

My prediciton is that they both miss on 116 consecutive punches, pass out from exhaustion, and they both hit their head on the coffee table, resulting in a draw………

Leave who you think would win in the commments section.


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